I was with a new girl who I really liked and who seemed to really like me and I REALLY didn’t want to disappoint her. It was our first time, and after I slid slowly into her I decided to just pause for a second to collect myself, really concentrate and prepare to give her the best sex of her life. But suddenly, I felt that twinge and I knew I was going to come and that there was nothing I could do about it. I just stayed there inside her, eyes closed, perfectly still trying to calm myself. 15 seconds. 30 seconds. I wasn’t moving, but still, I could feel it building. She looked up at me with a confused look on her face as I grunted and trembled - - dreading what I knew was going to happen and trying oh-so-hard to keep it in. I’m sure she was wondering what was going on, when I was going to start fucking. After about 45 seconds I realized there was really nothing I could do and that I was about to come. I could feel my face turn red, my dick just started to spasm and then with a little grunt I started to squirt. Absolutely no thrusting, no friction at ALL, COMPLETELY still insider her, and still I couldn’t help it. Once I was cumming, I remember my hips doing these little mini, uncontrollable humps as I helplessly spurted, and just feeling totally ridiculous. She said “oh my god” and laughed (there’s no way I can blame her) and I was stuck there with absolutely nothing to say.
15 years ago TONIGHT!
I also remember her, upset, asking, “Why did you do that!?” … as if I had any control over it at all.
The first time I had sex, my gf climbed off after about 20 seconds, knowing it’s best not to take any chances with a condom-less virgin. What she DIDN’T realize is that I had cum the second I slid inside. Of course, soon enough my cover was blown when she felt the evidence.
Her: Next time we’ll try longer.
Her: You’re not a virgin anymore- … What … Oh my god! You didn’t cum, did you?
Her: You didn’t cum in me did you? Oh no, no, no!
She made me cum.
I haven’t seen my gf in a couple weeks. She comes back New Years Eve. We’re both DESPERATE for it … sending dirty texts … counting down the days. I want to rock her world. I’ll do my best. But I’m pretty sure this is what my POV will be before a minute is through. But it’s ok … she already expects that.
I don’t usually do this, but thatmissquin made a video that is PERFECT for the theme of my blog (and my LIFE). It’s an honest, sweet, sexy, funny, smart conversation among girlfriends about a recent rendezvous and a chap who couldn’t even live up to the all-too-generous label of minute man.
If your are into PE Humiliation … or have ever wanted to be a fly on the wall for the post sex gossip session (guilty!), this is the perfect stocking stuffer for yourself.
ALSO, if you are an MFCer, visit Miss Quin (MissQuinCam)! She’s smart, sexy, AWESOME and very very interested in this red-faced lil kink.
I sometimes goofily fantasize about having “quick” tattooed on my hip or something. What would YOU suggest for my embarrassing ink?
"Normal" men don’t know this feeling. Sure … they may have been quick from time to time … maybe a "minute man" when they were younger. But THIS? Pausing the moment before sliding in. Trying to collect yourself. Swallowing hard, feeling your face flush. Feeling your cock throb and your balls tighten … clenching your jaw and praying for the best … you look at her face, the anticipation, the smile as she waits for you to slide in … and your stomach drops just KNOWING you can’t help it. Knowing you’ll feel that flood of pleasure and shame as you lose control before you’ve even gotten all the way inside … aborting your first thrust midway in order to frantically yank yourself out, the evidence of your prematurity streaking her stomach as her smile fades.
… you spend ALL evening looking for JUST that perfect pic/vid/story/message/blog to jerk off to … knowing once you find it … it’s all gonna be over in 20 seconds anyway.
Teasing Ex Email:
i think you know the situation better than you let on. you know in the beginning you were amazing. you lasted so long and were so incredible. i don’t know what’s happened lately. seems since i got back from LA you just arent able to satisfy. i have never been with someone who cums like that, so quickly and totally lacking self control. i’m surprised you keep coming back for more. surprised you aren’t more ashamed. i would think by now you’d be tired of constantly apologizing to me for one unsatisfying experience after another. i know i’m getting pretty tired of it. met a guy yesterday who totally wanted to fuck me and i said no because of you but when i told him what a shitty lover you’ve been lately he promised me he’d make it worth my while. such a waste to have such a beautiful cock and to have no idea what to do with it. next time you are inside me, it would be nice to feel you there for more than seven seconds, please. if not, i’ll have to go elsewhere, baby. i’m sorry, but you have to understand. there are a lot of men out there who can actually use their cocks.