Premature Problem: She tells her friends

I don’t usually do this, but thatmissquin made a video that is PERFECT for the theme of my blog (and my LIFE). It’s an honest, sweet, sexy, funny, smart conversation among girlfriends about a recent rendezvous and a chap who couldn’t even live up to the all-too-generous label of minute man.

If your are into PE Humiliation … or have ever wanted to be a fly on the wall for the post sex gossip session (guilty!), this is the perfect stocking stuffer for yourself.

ALSO, if you are an MFCer, visit Miss Quin (MissQuinCam)! She’s smart, sexy, AWESOME and very very interested in this red-faced lil kink.

Teasing Ex Email:
i think you know the situation better than you let on. you know in the beginning you were amazing. you lasted so long and were so incredible. i don’t know what’s happened lately. seems since i got back from LA you just arent able to satisfy. i have never been with someone who cums like that, so quickly and totally lacking self control. i’m surprised you keep coming back for more. surprised you aren’t more ashamed. i would think by now you’d be tired of constantly apologizing to me for one unsatisfying experience after another. i know i’m getting pretty tired of it. met a guy yesterday who totally wanted to fuck me and i said no because of you but when i told him what a shitty lover you’ve been lately he promised me he’d make it worth my while.  such a waste to have such a beautiful cock and to have no idea what to do with it. next time you are inside me, it would be nice to feel you there for more than seven seconds, please. if not, i’ll have to go elsewhere, baby. i’m sorry, but you have to understand. there are a lot of men out there who can actually use their cocks.

Teasing Ex Email:

i think you know the situation better than you let on. you know in the beginning you were amazing. you lasted so long and were so incredible. i don’t know what’s happened lately. seems since i got back from LA you just arent able to satisfy. i have never been with someone who cums like that, so quickly and totally lacking self control. i’m surprised you keep coming back for more. surprised you aren’t more ashamed. i would think by now you’d be tired of constantly apologizing to me for one unsatisfying experience after another. i know i’m getting pretty tired of it. met a guy yesterday who totally wanted to fuck me and i said no because of you but when i told him what a shitty lover you’ve been lately he promised me he’d make it worth my while.  such a waste to have such a beautiful cock and to have no idea what to do with it. next time you are inside me, it would be nice to feel you there for more than seven seconds, please. if not, i’ll have to go elsewhere, baby. i’m sorry, but you have to understand. there are a lot of men out there who can actually use their cocks.

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This is really weird, but …

I miss ejaculating prematurely. I mean … I still cum WAY quick when I masturbate but during sex, I’m great. I’ve been thinking back to the years where it was just impossible for me to last. When I couldn’t comprehend being able to thrust more than three or four times without losing control. Of course it was awful. And embarrassing. But for some reason, that little humiliation kink buried deep down inside me (ok … maybe not SO deep) misses that struggle … gasping and blushing and trying oh-so-hard to last …

My first two partners (so I’d say, like, the first 50 times I had sex … one time with the first girl, more with the second), “fucking” = sliding in, 1, 2 or 3 slow thrusts, an embarrassing stomach dropping pause as I clenched my jaw and thought “no no no!”, pulling out, and then …
… There was nothing to say. The evidence of my quickness was all over her belly.
Her: sigh.

My first two partners (so I’d say, like, the first 50 times I had sex … one time with the first girl, more with the second), “fucking” = sliding in, 1, 2 or 3 slow thrusts, an embarrassing stomach dropping pause as I clenched my jaw and thought “no no no!”, pulling out, and then …

… There was nothing to say. The evidence of my quickness was all over her belly.

Her: sigh.

You know that thing that guys say after they cum fast? It’s even more embarrassing when SHE says it.
Her: (Looking at me. Shocked.) Oh my god. That’s never happened to me.

You know that thing that guys say after they cum fast? It’s even more embarrassing when SHE says it.

Her: (Looking at me. Shocked.) Oh my god. That’s never happened to me.

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The first time I had sex, my gf climbed off after about 20 seconds, knowing it’s best not to take any chances with a condom-less virgin. What she DIDN’T realize is that I had cum the second I slid inside. Of course, soon enough my cover was blown when she felt the evidence.
Her: Next time we’ll try longer.
Me: Ok.
Her: You’re not a virgin anymore- … What … Oh my god! You didn’t cum, did you?
Me: (silence)
Her: You didn’t cum in me did you? Oh no, no, no!

The first time I had sex, my gf climbed off after about 20 seconds, knowing it’s best not to take any chances with a condom-less virgin. What she DIDN’T realize is that I had cum the second I slid inside. Of course, soon enough my cover was blown when she felt the evidence.

Her: Next time we’ll try longer.

Me: Ok.

Her: You’re not a virgin anymore- … What … Oh my god! You didn’t cum, did you?

Me: (silence)

Her: You didn’t cum in me did you? Oh no, no, no!

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